A G D x2 D A G D There once was a poodle who thought he was a cowboy A G D But he lived in a cage the size of his thumb A G D And though his white horse was a box of toothpicks A G D He galloped around until hit by a car D A G D And sometimes I flap my arms like a hummingbird A G D Just to remind myself I'll never fly A G D Sometimes I burn my arms with cigarettes A G D Just to pretend I won't scream when I die D G D If my life was as long as the moon's G D I'd still be jealous of the sun G D If my life lasted only one day Em G D I'd still be drunk by noon D A G D x4 D A G D And sometimes I can't wait to come down with cancer A G D At least then I'll get to watch TV all day A G D And on my deathbed I'll get all the answers A G D Even if all my questions are taken away D G D If my life was as long as the moon's G D I'd still be jealous of the sun G D If my life lasted only one day Em G D I'd still be drunk by noon Em G D I'd still be drunk by noon