G C A little song, a little dance D G A little seltzer down your pants C Lump o gold the size of yer head D G A little bramble in yer bed G C Happy day in a boat D G Trade a heffer for a goat C D D6 Caledonia where the hell you been D G Dear friend rub my back A D 'Tis no cadence that I lack D G Rise in humour and or laughter A D May a bassoon full of camphor D G Blow yer britches down today A D Blow your britches down today G A A6 Caledonia where the hell you been A D Step lively with caprice E A Through the heavy chested spread D May the purple painted thief E A Dance on the harpsichord instead D Let mine eye state it bluntly E A No such stuff was in my thoughts D E E6 Caledonia where the hell you been E A Dear friend rub my back B E 'Tis no cadence that I lack A Rise in humour and or laughter B E May a bassoon full of camphor A Blow your britches down today B E Blow your britches down today A B BB6 Caledonia where the hell you been B E F# B Caledonia where the hell you been (x4)