Intro | Bm | D | F#m | Em | | Bm | D | F#m | Em | Verse Bm D My head has thoughts F#m Em What a ridiculous place to start Bm D She said, well, how about my chest F#m Em Or, more specifically, my heart Verse Bm D F#m Whenever I'm alone or feeling lonely Bm Em I pretend I can play the drums Bm D F#m Inside my head and I am good Em I love these songs [ Bm | They love my songs Interlude | Bm | D | F#m | Em | | D | % | D/C | % | Chorus G6 But I am not a dirty god G D And I don't have a dirty body A G6 G And I am alone only half of the time D A The other half ... I am only hiding G6 G And she was getting high G D Yeah, she was smoking pot A G6 G I'm pretty sure I am the only guy D She's hooked up with tonight Bm A But probably, ... no, probably not Interlude | Bm | D | F#m | Em | | Bm | D | F#m | Em | (break) Verse Bm D Who did I think I was F#m Em Who did I think that I could be? Bm Oh, how dare me D F#m Em Oh, how dare me. (break) Bm D And there's a voice in the back of my head F#m Em In the back of my head, says, "let 'em be D Just let them be happy." D/C I'm gonna go crazy Middle 8 | D Em | Em | C | % | | D Em | Em | C | % | D Em I am the water ... in a puddle C In the shade of a tree D Em When I freeze over, ... you are the sun C You cannot touch me D Em And the tree feels bad C I can tell by the way that it felt Am7 But it still won't move C Em So, the ice won't melt Am7 No, it still won't move C Em So, the ice won't melt Chorus variation Gsus2 G But I am not a dirty god Esus4 Em I don't have a dirty body Gsus2 G And I am alone only half of the time Esus4 Em C The other half I am only hiding Interlude | E7sus4 Em | Em | Asus4 A | A | E7susEm Keep my bo - dy alive Asus4A Keep my arms E7sus4 Em | Em | Asus4 A | A | Reaching out towards anyone Chorus G6 But I am not a dirty god G D And I don't have a dirty body A G6 G And I am alone only half of the time D A The other half I am only hiding G6 G And we were getting hi-i-i-i-high D And I was smoking pot A G6 G I'm pretty sure I am the only guy D She's hooked up with tonight A G(add9) But probably, ... no, probably not