Intro BFFB7 Verse 1 B F# Laurel and Hardy, pictures of me F#7 B Sweet little fellows, you pay to see B F# Saturday morning, pictures are free F#7 B The little children all come to see me Chorus F# B They want to touch me, they want to love me F# B I always give them pictures of me Verse 2 B F# Laurel and Hardy, pictures of me F#7 B My little girlfriend don't come to see me B F# She gets so jealous when kids start to scream F#7 B I love the laughter kids offer to me Chorus F# B They want to touch me, they want to love me F# B B#7 They see a man that cannot be me Verse 3 B F# Laurel and Hardy, pictures of me F#7 B Sweet little fellows, you pay to see B F# Saturday morning, pictures are free F#7 B The little children all come to see me Chorus F# B They want to touch me, they want to love me F# B I always give them pictures of me Outro B F# F#7 B x2