Capo 4th Am, Am, Am, Am Am half underwater F C i'm half my mother's daughter Am F C B7 Am a fraction's left up to dispute AhAh AhAh AhAh Am the whole collection F C half off the price they're asking Am F C B7 Am in the halfway house of ill repute AhAh AhAh AhAh Am F C B7 Am Ahahahah Ahahahah ahahahah ahah ahah Am half accidental F C half pain full instrumental Am F C B7 Am i have a lot to think about AhAh AhAh AhAh Am you think they're joking? F C you have to go provoke him... Am F C B7 Am i guess it's high time you found out AhAh AhAh AhAh F C G F Am it's half biology and half corrective surgery gone wrong F C G you'll notice something funny if you hang around here for too FAG F Am long ago in some black hole before they had these pills to take it back E i'm half jill and half jack Am F C B7 Am Ahahahah Ahahahah ahahahah ahah ahah Am F C B7 Am Ahahahah Ahahahah ahahahah ahah ahah Am two halves are equal F C a cross between two evils Am F C B7 Am it's not an enviable lot AhAh AhAh AhAh Am but if you listen F C you'll learn to hear the difference Am F C B7 Am between the halfs and the half nots AhAh AhAh AhAh G and when i let him in i feel my stitches getting sicker i try to wash him out but like she said:the blood is thicker F Am i see my mother in my face E Esus4 E but only when i travel F Am i run as fast as i can run but E C jack comes tumbling after.... FCGF Am and when i'm brave enough and find a clever way to kick him out Am F C G and i'm so high not even you and all your love could bring me down FAGF Am on 83rd he never found the magic words to change this fact: E i'm half jill and half jack Am F C B7 Am Ahahahah Ahahahah ahahahah ahah ahah Am F C B7 Am Ahahahah Ahahahah ahahahah ahah ahah Am i'm halfway home now F C half hoping for a showdown AC B7 Am cause i'm not big enough to house this crowd AhAh AhAh AhAh F it might destroy me C Am but i'd sacrifice my body Am F C B7 Am if it meant i'd get the jack part OUT AhAh AhAh AhAh Am F see (see) jack (jack) C B7 Am run (run) jack (jack) run (run) jack (jack) run (run) jack (jack) see (see) jack (jack) run (jack) jack (run) run (see) jack (jack) see (run) run (see) see (run) jack (jack) see (run) jack (jack) run (run) jack (jack) jack (see) run (jack) see (run) jack (see) run (jack) jack (run) Am F run (jack) jack (run) C B7 Am Run Jack Run Sorry but im not sure about the ahahs and the B7 thingy if somone knows better, please post the better version here. Have fun!