My first tab, please go easy and let me know if there are mistakes! Enjoy this extremely heartbreaking song. G It is a thursday D I get up early F#m it is a challenge D I'm usually lazy G I make some coffee D I eat some rice chex F#m and then I sit down D to check my inbox G D I only read a word or two F#m D I stare across the street and see the churches and the blue G D The first orgasm of the morning F#m D is cold and hard as hell G D there won't be any second coming F#m D as far as I can tell G I arch my back cause D I'm very close now F#m it's very cold here D by the window G There are some school kids D yelling and running F#m I barely notice D that I am cumming G D The first orgasm of the morning F#m D is like a fire drill G D it's nice to have a little warning F#m D but not enjoyable F#m E D I am too busy to have friends F#m E D a lover would just complicate my plans F#m E D so I will never look for love again F#m E D I'm taking matters into my own hands A F#m D I think I could last at least a week without someone to hold me A F#m D I think I could last at least a week without someone to hold me G D F#m D Won't you hold me?