By: The Derailers INTRO: C - G -D - G VERSE G C G I got my PHD...in heartaches and misery C G and a BSN...barstool phil-osophy G7 C A You're my inspir-ation...for higher edu-cation G D G Now the final test is right in front of me. CHORUS C G I'm taking a bar exam...under a neon sign D D7 G G7 I'm gonna to graduate...when your off my mind C G C In this honky tonk school...we've got a hell of a band G D G -EF#-F Drink by drink...takin' a bar exam VERSE A D A I know beer wine.. whiskey and gin D A studied every glass and bottle they come in A7 D B7 I pass with flyin' colors...so how bout the others A E A So set'em up...I'm ready to begin CHORUS D A I'm taking a bar exam...under a neon sign E E7 A A7 I'm going to graduate...when you off my mind D A A7 In this honky tonk school...we've got a hell of a band. A E A Drink by drink...I'm takin' a bar exam VERSE : PLAY AS INSTRUMENTAL A A D A I know beer wine.. whiskey and gin D A studied every glass and bottle they come in A7 D B7 I pass with flyin' colors...so how bout the others A E A So set'em up...I'm ready to begin CHORUS / VOCALS D A Taking a bar exam...under a neon sign E E7 A A7 I'm gonna to graduate...when your off my mind D A D In this honky tonk school...we've got a hell of a band. A E A D Drink by drink..,takin' a bar exam TAGG A E A A Drink by drink...I'm takin' a bar exam