Courtney by The Clarks A E F#m D Everyone??s gonna look at me, confounded by my decency A E D I??ve got no tales of personal tragedy A E F#m D And everyone??s gonna know my name, and talk about my new found fame A E D Alluding to my functional family Prechorus: Bm D E She said she liked the simple melody. Bm D She brought me on stage for a bow F#m E D I stood there laughin??, all I said was ??wow?? Chorus: A D And Courtney loves me now Now my friends they all want to know, is this for real or is this just for show They??re taking bets on when I??m history And all her friends are gonna tell her things, shared apartments, diamond rings And how that car phone??s an absolute necessity Prechorus: She liked the way I kissed her cheek. She brought me upstairs, grabbed a towel I stood there laughin??, all I said was ??wow?? REPEAT CHORUS E F#m Courtney??s fond of telling me Bm D I??m everything she used to be E F#m Bridget Fonda??s telling her Bm D E Let??s go for steaks, baby you could wear your fur Then I??ll ask to have her hand, and hold it as she quits the band She whispers playfully, you can open up for me Buy a house maybe hit the road, share a joint maybe share the load And laugh about our plans they??re history Prechorus: She said she liked the way I licked her feet. She brought me upstairs, showed me how I stood there laughin??, all I said was ??wow?? REPEAT CHORUS