Intro G Bm/F# Em Em7/D C | / / / / | / / / / | / / / / | / / / / | Verse 1 G Bm/F# Em Em7/D I read the news today, oh, boy, C C/B Asus2 About a lucky man who made the grade, G G/A Bm Em Em7/D And though the news was rather sad, CCFEEm7/D Well, I just had to laugh------, CCFEC I saw the photograph--------! Verse 2 G Bm/F# Em Em7/D He blew his mind out in a car, C C/B Asus2 He didn't notice that the lights had changed, G G/A Bm Em Em7/D A crowd of people stood and stared, C C/E F They'd seen his face before, Em Em7/D C Nobody was really sure if he was from the House of Lords! Verse 3 G Bm/F# Em Em7/D I saw a film today, oh, boy, C C/B Asus2 The English Army had just won the war, G G/A Bm/F# Em Em7/D A crowd of people turned away, C C/E F Em Em7/D C But I just had to look, having read the book, CEEEEm/B I'd love to turn--- you---- on----! | / / / / | / / / / | Em/C Em/C# Em/D | / / / / | / / / / | Verse 4 E E | / / / / | / / / / | Woke up, got out of bed, Dsus2Dsus2/A Dragged a comb across my head, DDsus2/A E B7sus4 B7 Found my way downstairs, and drank a cup, E B7sus4 B7 And, looking up, I noticed I was late, (Hah - hah - hah!) E Found my coat, and grabbed my hat, Dsus2Dsus2/A Made the bus in seconds flat, DDsus2/A E F#m7 B7 Found my way upstairs, and had a smoke, E F#m7 B7 And somebody spoke, and I went into a dream! Verse 5 CGDDDA Ah---ah - ah, ah! Ah - ah, hah----, ah - ah, ah! ECGDDDA Ah -ah, ah-----ah-----! Ah--- ah! Ah - ah, ah, ah - ah, ah! E D C D | / / /__/ /__/ | Verse 6 G Bm/F# Em Em7/D I heard the news today, oh, boy, C C/B Asus2 Four thousand holes in Blackburn, Lancashire, G Bm/F# Em Em7/D And though the holes were rather small, C C/E F They had to count them all, Em Em7/D C Now they know how many holes it takes to fill the Albert Hall, CEEEEm/B I'd love to turn--- you---- on----! | / / / / | / / / / | Em/C Em/C# Em/D E5 | / / / / | / / / / | / ||