KG: Dude, we gotta f**kin' write something new. C'mon. strums JB: I don't like that. So far ba--, off to a bad start. strums again JB: Better, closer, warmer. strums again JB: That's it. Okay. Intro and verse: (I love ya, baby...) GFC E]-----------------------------------------| B]---------------------------1---1-1-1-----| G]------3(bend)-0-3(bend)-0--0h2-0-2-0-----| D]------0-------0-0-------0--3---3-3-0h2---| A]-----------------------------------3-----| E]--3-3------------------------------------| GFC E]----------------------------------------| B]------------------------------1---1-1-1-| G]---------------3(b)-0-3(b)-0--0h2-0-2-0-| D]-0-0h2p0-------0----0-0----0--3---3-3-0h2 A]--------3-----------------------------3-| E]-----------3-3--------------------------| End intro and end verse: (My kielbasa sausage has just got to perform) GFC E]----------------------------------------| B]------------------------1---1-1---------| G]------------------------0h2-0-0---------| D]------------------------3---3-0h2-------| A]--------2-2h3-2-0-2-----------3---------| E]------3-------------3-1-----------------| G F C I love ya, baby, but all I can think about is G F C Kielbasa sausage, your butt cheeks is warm. G F C I check my dipstick, you need lubrication, honey. G F C My kielbasa sausage has just got to perform. Now, get it on! SolF C G F C (I'm not good enough to tab it out.) G F C I see you walkin', but all I can think about is G F C Dianetics, your butt cheeks is warm. G F C I check my dipstick, you need lubrication, honey. G F C My kielbasa sausage has just got to perform. F C Now, I've been set loose-ah, F C I'm shooting my juice-ah, F C Right in your caboose. Now, f**kin' get it on! SFCo Now, get it on. End Cf s[F olo] Get it on! GInt[C G C erlude-kinda-thing] G F C Dianetics cure ya much better than Krishna, G FC Dianetics cure ya much better, indeed, G F And all you people here, you're tremendous C (except the people in the middle,) G F And you're smokin' up a big-ass bowl of weed C G With me, me and KG. C All right! G Oh yeah, F C All right! Oh my God! G All the ladies in the house say yeah (yeah), F C C'mon, you muthaf**ka say a prayer (prayer), G When ya fight, ya gotsta fight fair, F C You muthaf**ka, ho, you muthaf**ka, G C You know what time it is? Em F Tenacious D time, you muthaf**ka, go! G Fm f**k yeah! G C EF Yeah, yeah! GCEF G (Build it then end with a accent on it)