I placed the full chords above the lyrics, but you can play it in powerchords (in fact, that's how it is played on the record). E C#m I wish I was in Antwerp, I wish I had a fanclub A E I wish I had a band called Kris E C#m I wish I was a dandy, stealing off your panties A E I wish I had a bloody fist G#m A E We are gangsters, we hang around G#m A E We are painters, we paint this town E C#m I wish I had a bandwidth, streaming down the airwaves A E I wish I was a judo kid E C#m I wish I was director of the new Regina Spector A E I wish I never starred in films G#m A E We are gangsters, we hang around G#m A E We are painters, we paint this town G#m A E No one to blame and no one around G#m A B A We are gangsters, we hang around B A We hang around E We hang around E C#m I wish I was a gangster, looking out for Matlock A E I wish I was a new wave miss E C#m I wish I had a hamster who sings like the guy in Lambchop A E I wish I was a phony... Swiss Team William Myspace: http://www.myspace.com/teamwilliam