transcribed by Ben Whitlock (whitty_bdbATyahoo.com) E5 Emaj7 D#m A I kinda like the way you dot your "J"s C#m G#m C#m G#m With giant circles of navet C#m G#m E A B The kind of circles include everything Emaj7 D#m A Don't mean to damn you with the faintest praise C#m G#m C#m G#m It's just a symptom of the blithe age C#m G#m E A B Walter Lippmann, he would be amazed. G#m F#m So you've got some curb appeal G#m F#m But can you cook a three course meal? G#m F#m B Or are you just a present waiting to be opened up and parceled out again? Hey! Interlude B riff: e|-4-2-0-4-2-0-etc.----| B|---------------------| A G#m F#m E You are a gardenia, pressed A G#m F#m B in the campaign journal in the A G#m F#m E rucksack of an Afrikaner A G#m F#m B candidate for mild reform. Emaj7 D#m A It's like we're at a Ponzi scam-inar C#m G#m C#m G#m There's no escaping without a door prize C#m G#m E A B They're operating at significant loss. Emaj7 D#m A And now the way that you watch your weight, C#m G#m C#m G#m C#m Richard Avedon, Richard Avedon would, G#m E A B Richard Avedon would surely approve. G#m F#m So much for your curb appeal. G#m F#m So much for the three course meals. G#m F#m B 'Cause I am not a present waiting to be opened up and parceled out again. Hey! A G#m F#m E The torture of the Van Wyk A G#m F#m B Expressway at 5 p.m. on A G#m F#m E Friday gives you some idea of A G#m F#m B how rejection makes me feel. A G#m F#m E B#m Well you are a gardenia, A G#m F#m E E#m You are a gardenia.