This song is played in standard tuning high-to-low (eBGDAE) It's not very hard to play this song hope you enjoy it. Greetings from Holland :D G A7 Wanna have some quality time with my son Cadd9 G So I brought him down to the fishin? hole G A7 Didn?t like the feelin of that worm in his hand Cadd9 D Got mad, threw down his fishin pole G A7 Said that?s all right son lets go and get an ice cream Cadd9 G Let your old man buy you a treat G A7 But he didn?t like no flavors up upon that wall Cadd9 D Started crying and ran into the street G B7 He?s an a**hole, my kids an a**hole Cadd9 G I swear he just don?t float my boat G B7 Always crying, always crying, Cadd9 G made me wanna punch him in his little throat (Play the above thoughout the entire song until the outro shown below) Cadd9 G I?m on a real a**hole streak Cadd9 G I could open an a**hole boutique Cadd9 G I think this song has reached its peak Cadd9 G --> (strike hard once) Goodbye you a**holes, see you next week