C/F F Bb/F F BAm7j7 Just when I say Boy we can't miss Gm7 C7 You are golden Bb F/A F Dm Then you do this -- C F Bb/F Bbmaj7 Am7 You say this guy is - so cool Bb C Snapping his fingers GBDDGFFBb like a fool -------------- C/Bb Am7 One more ex--pensive kiss-off Bb Bb/C BF Who do you think I am --- Dm7 Am7 Gm7 Lord I know you're a special friend Dm C Bb F/A F But you don't seem to un?? der-- stand Gm Dm We got heavy rollers C F Bb I think you should know Bbmaj7 Am G Bb/C Try a - gain tomorrow --- FFsus4 F Bbmaj7 Am Can't you see they're laughing at me Bb C Get rid of him Gm/Bb F Bbmaj7 Am7 I don't -- care what you do at home BC Gm/Bb F Bbmaj7 Eb6/9 Would you -- care to ex ? plain--- CHORUS : Fmaj7 ----- Who is the gaucho amigo Ab/Bb Why is he standing in your spangled leather poncho Dm7 Fmaj7 And your elevator shoes --- Am7 Dm7 Bodacious cowboys --- Am7 Gm7 F Such as your friend, will never be welcome here C Bb Am Bb Dm High in the Custerdome . Verse 2 : C/F F Bb/F F Bbmaj7 Am7 What I tell you back down the line Gm7 C7 I'll scratch your back Bb F/A F Dm You can scratch mine C F Bb/F Bbmaj7 Am7 No he can't sleep on the floor Bb C What do you think Gm Bb Dm7 DmF/Bb I'm yelling for ---- C/Bb Am7 I'll drop him near the freeway Bb Bb/C Fb Doesn't he have a home Dm7 Am7 Gm7 Lord I know you're a special friend DCBFFA But you re---fuse to un--der-- stand Gm Dm You're a nasty schoolboy C F Bb With no place to go Bbmaj7 Am G Bb/C Try a - gain tomorrow --- FFsus4 F Bbmaj7 Am Don't tell me he'll wait in the car Bb C Look at you Gm/Bb F Bbmaj7 Am7 Holding hands with the man from Rio Gm/Bb F Bbmaj7 Eb6/9 Would you -- care to ex ? plain--- CHORUS : Fmaj7 ----- Who is the gaucho amigo Ab/Bb Why is he standing in your spangled leather poncho Dm7 Fmaj7 With the studs that match your eyes Am7 Dm7 Bodacious cowboys --- Am7 Gm7 F Such as your friend, will never be welcome here C Bb Am Bb Dm High in the Custerdome .