R * = Riff e|-----------------|--------------|-----------------|-------------| B|-----------------|--------------|-----------------|-------------| G|----6p4----------|---6p4--------|----6p4----------|-------------| D|-------6p4-------|-------6p4----|-------6p4-------|-------------| A|------------7-4--|-----------7--|------------7-4--|--4-5-6-7-8--| E|-----------------|--------------|-----------------|-------------| Intro R * x4 Verse 1 R C#m E C#m (*) There's a place in France where the naked ladies dance R C#m E C#m (*) There's a hole in the wall where you put your cock & balls B C# C# But you never really know who's sucking on the other side B C# C# Is it a boy or a girl or a lady-man hermaphrodite Chorus C# E Honey, I don't wanna know B F# Who's sucking my dick today C# E I'm going to the glory hole B F# Gonna spend my weekly pay C# E Dream about Cheryl Tiegs B F# While a beast greases up my pole G F# E C# I'm gonna blow my load at the glory hole G F# E C# Blow my load at the glory hole G F# E A Blow my load at the glory hole R C#m (*) The glory hole! R C#m (*) Verse 2 R R C#m (*) (C#m E C#m (*) Where the thing behind the hole really aims to please B C# BC# Well a buck o' five is all you need to get a job well done B C# C# It doesn't matter if it's Tommy Lee or Attila the Hun Chorus C# E Baby, I don't wanna know B F# Who's sucking my cock tonight C# E I'm going to the glory hole B F# Gonna f**k it with all my might C# E In my head it's Jessica Biel B F# Don't care if it's a f**king troll G F# E C# I'm gonna blow my load at the glory hole G F# E C# Blow my load at the glory hole G F# E C# A Blow my load at the glory hole E D O - oh Verse 3 F# C# B Come, give your cock a chance C# B No need for romance F# C# F# Come soil your pants at the glory hole C# B Come, get what you need C# B Do the dirty deed F# C# F# F#) Deposit your seed at the glory hole B F# C# F# Feel somebody new at the glory hole B F# C# F# Fill someone with goo at the glory hole B F# C# B No one judges you at the glory hole Solo BBEC# BBEC# BBEC# AABB CC# e|-----------------|--------------| B|-----------------|--------------| G|----6p4----------|---6p4--------| D|-------6p4-------|-------6p4----| A|------------7-4--|-----------7--| E|-----------------|--------------| CEBF# EFFGGABB O-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h CCDDEFFG A-h-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha Chorus C# E I don't wanna know B F# Who's sucking my dick today C# E I'm going to the glory hole B F# Gonna spend my weekly pay C# E Dream about virgin teens B F# While a beast greases up my pole C# I'm gonna blow my load at the glory hole B Blow my load at the glory hole A Blow my load at the glory hole G# Blow my load at the glory hole GFEC# GFECGFE Oh baby, here I come C# C# E B C# Ugh, ugh, oh, f**k