SPLIT BEERS AND DRUNKEN TEARS- SOUNDS LIKE CHICKEN * Triplet VERSE- F# I`ve got a bone to pick with you A# But I`ll wait till I`ve had a few G# D C# Cos confrontation never was my style F# There`s something that I wanna say A# And its not gonna go away G# D C# This one thing has taken me a while F# To think up in my head A# Of something that you said G# D C# Some incoherent mumbling strikes my ears BREAK- F# What`d you say about my mum? A# Are you saying that I`m dumb? G# D C# I heard you loud and clear you said to me CHORUS- F# A# No sorry I don`t have one D C# Which means to me F# A# D C# Put down whatever you are drinking now so I can take a swing F# A# D C# Let down your guard so you`re an easy target F# Now you`re skating thin A# D C# F# A# Ice cold I`ll empty both your glasses then I might take your girl friend out D C# Just give it up you`re no match for me BRIDGE- F# A# D C# X3 F# A# D* C#* F# VERSE- F# I`ve got a bone to pick with you A# And I don`t think its something new G# D C# My tolerance is wearing way too thin F# Your smell it makes me sick A# I think you`re gonna pick G# D C# A fight with me out cold before we start F# You`re yelling up a storm A# Tonight you`re in good form G# D C# 8 brewskis down the hatch and you`re still up BREAK- F# I said nothing about your mum A# I`m not saying that you`re dumb G# D C# Its your tendency to misinterpret me CHORUS BRIDGE REPEATED TO END