Intro: G G7 Well I'm The... Chorus 1: C G7 C Teleporting, teleporting, teleporting fat guy. C G7 C Teleporting, teleporting, teleporting fat guy. Verse 1: C I came back from time I got my power glove, Burt Ryenolds stole it but I got it back Am D Teleporting fat guy, he's teleporting and he's so damn FAT,Yes I am G7 Teleporting Fat Guy! Chorus 2: C G7 C Teleporting, teleporting, teleporting fat guy. ( Tab from: http://www.guitartabs.cc/tabs/s/smosh/teleporting_fat_guy_crd.html ) C G7 C Teleporting, teleporting, teleporting fat guy. Verse 2: C Punched Burt Ryenolds right in the face *DOUCHE*, Make him look like such a disgrace, Am D Because I'm The Teleporting, Teleporting Fat guy, Punch him in the Fat guy, I'M from outer space! G7 Teleporting Fat guy! Teleporting! Chorus 3: C G7 C Teleporting, teleporting, teleporting fat guy. C G7 C Teleporting, teleporting, teleporting fat guy. Outro: CAFG7C G7 C G7 C Teleporting Fat Guy with a cool mustache.