I haven't figured out the bridge yet but the rest should be right...I think it's pretty easy!
no capo needed, standard tuning
Verse 1:
EmAm
She?s got that kind of look that defies gravity
CD
She?s the greatest cook and she?s fat-free
EmAm
She?s been to private school and she speaks perfect French
C
She?s got the perfect friends
D
Oh isn?t she cool?
EmAm
She practises Tai-Chi, she?d never lose her nerve
C
She?s more than you deserve
D
She?s just far better than me, hey hey
Chorus:
GDAmC
So don?t bother I won?t die of deception
GDAmC
Promise you will never see me cry, don?t feel sorry
GDAmC
And don?t bother, I?ll be fine but she?s waiting
GDAm
The ring you gave to her will lose its shine
CmAm
So don?t bother, be unkind.
GDAC
Verse 2:
EmAm
I?m sure she doesn?t know who to touch you like I would
CD
I beat her at that one good, don?t you think so?
EmAm
She?s almost six feet tall, she must think I?m a flea
CD
I?m really a cat, you see and it?s not my last life at all
Chorus:
GDAmC
So don?t bother I won?t die of deception
GDAmC
Promise you will never see me cry, don?t feel sorry
GDAmC
And don?t bother, I?ll be fine but she?s waiting
GDAm
The ring you gave to her will lose its shine
Cm
So don?t bother, be unkind.
that's it! Have fun!
Mary from Germany.