D Gm If the television licence man comes at a quarter to three D AG and the fictionalized characters are becoming a reality D Gm and the Channel 4 woman tries to spring a survey on me D what d'you think of Diverse Reports? Gm what do you think of ITV? D G and you can stand back one to ten A D G A Em and see, and you, and it's getting to me D G A and if you walk five miles just to see D G A Em Emergency Only and it's getting to me D AmG If the TV detector van comes at a quarter to four D AmG and you try to explain you were just on your way out the door D Gm and the church hall woman tries to spring a survey on me D what do you think of MORI-polls? AG what do you think of Billy Cosby? D G and you can stand back one to ten A D G A Em and see, and you should know better, and it's getting to me D G A and if you walk five miles just to see D G A Em Emergency Only, and it's getting to me F#m Em Think of yourself with an old age pension F#m Em scares the hell out of me not to mention D G genocide, homicide, five-a-side, suicide D G matricide, pesticide, law-abide, woe-betide