Intro: G-D 3x G D Hey mister, what time does the next bus leave G D I'm a party of one out of Tennessee G D I won't be back for a long, long while G D G Give you eighty-five dollars to the highway mile G C I ain't got no luggage as you can see D G Just a whole lot of heavy memories D G I was finally up for just a-settling down D G When I found out she'd been a-fooling around Chorus G C Ah, you can send me north, you can send me south G D G Just don't send me past my house D G C Don't ask me where I'm going, cause I don't care G D G I want a ticket that'll take me anywhere but here D G A ticket that'll take me anywhere but here G D Well, I hear it's cold up in Saskatoon G D But it couldn't be colder than our bedroom G D The skies are blue down in Alabam' G D G But they won't be any bluer than I am Chorus G C Ah, you can send me north, you can send me south G D G Just don't send me past my house D G C Don't ask me where I'm going, cause I don't care G D G I want a ticket that'll take me anywhere but here D G A ticket that'll take me anywhere but here G C Ah, you can send me north, you can send me south G D G Just don't send me past my house D G C Don't ask me where I'm going, cause I don't care G D G I want a ticket that'll take me anywhere but here D G A ticket that'll take me anywhere but here