(ianskatu) Figured these chords out by myself. About 99% accurate. All chords are in minor. Most of the chords are just running bassline but it makes it sound nicer if you're playing bar chords on guitar. Enjoy. D# F# G# A G# D# I am a secret government agent armed with lies F# G# A G# D# About secret government things. Oh yeahh... F# G# A G# D# I have secret government documents that could knock you dead F# G# A G# D# From your regular citizen lives. Oh yeahh... B A# D# And I'll break into your regular citizen homes with my government knives FGFD# F# G# A G# D# I do regular citizen things, but that's where it ends F# G# A G# D# 'Cause my secret government mind is a rare breed F# G# A G# D# I can't love, I can't feel or have passion but I don't mind F# G# A G# 'Cause my secret government facts tell me B Despite what many normal citizens say A# D# Love causes pain and pain hurts and now passion is dead FGF# D# Before I became a secret agent spy CD# A# C# I was put on this earth with a regular life D# Smiling and laughing and singing away CD# A# C# But I could not keep my curious mind at bay D# I set out to answer a question of mine C#D# A# C# About human heart versus rational mind D# See, I thought if I planted my heart in the ground CD# A# C# I could grow a heart tree and spread my love around D# I enlisted the help of a very close friend CD# A# C# And we ripped out my heart so the test could begin B A$ And we watered my heart B A# And we let the sun feed it vitamins B A# And we waited for that sprout A# D# D# And I dug up my heart and I found it was nothing but dirt F# F# (My heart had become the earth) D# F# G# A G# D# Now I'm a secret government agent armed with a past F# G# A G# D# About regular citizen life. Oh yeahh... F# G# I can't love, I can't feel or have passion A G# D# F# G# G# But I don't mind, 'cause you can't break my government heart D# F# G# A G# D# You cannot break my secret agent heart ever again