INTRO: E (once) N/C A E Well I'm a counterman at the Auto Zone store in Birmingham Alabama A E B7 We got everything from A to Z some miscellaneous and what have ya E A I got the parts to fix all the parts of cars that make 'em all blow smoke E B7 E But I ain't got the part for the part of my heart that woman of mine just broke A E Well I'm a counterman and I's a countin' on her just to stay with me the resta my life B7 I's crazy for wishin' that blond beautician would settle down and be my wife E A I'd bet a set of plugs she's powdered up and painted, dancin' holes in her high heels E B7 E 'Cause she's purty as a cherry '57 Chevy and smooth as an Oldsmobile ABE E A I even talked to the fram air filter man about makin' her Miss December B7 On the calender for the customers and distributors and vendors E A well my mama said it'd probably go to her head and hell I guess my mama was right E B7 E 'Cause I'm puttin cashews in my coat, she's at the Burgundy Room tonight A E Well I'm a counterman and I's a countin on her just to stay with me the resta my life B7 Hell I's crazy for wishin' that wild beautician would settle down and be my wife E A I'd bet a set of plugs she's powdered up and painted, dancin' holes in her high heels E B7 E 'cause she purty as a cherry '57 Chevy and smooth as an Oldsmobile A E B7 E B7-E Ah she's purty as a cherry '57 Chevy and smooth as an Oldsmobile