This is one of the two hidden tracks in Nan's Song (Escapology, 12 min. 10 sec. if you to find it). It's a pretty easy song to learn for an accoustic guitar. D Dmaj7 Is the Richard Gere gerbil story true? D7 Who came third in World War Two? G Did Sooty sleep with Sue Gm7 D These things I think a-bout Asus4 A7 When I'm out with you (Piano appegio comes in) D Dmaj7 What are the holes in biros for? D7 Which one's which in The Corrs? G Did Geoff Hurst really score? Gm7 D Cause frankly you're a bore AsuA7 And I'm not (Key change to Am, Piano chords replace appegio) Dm7 G7 And if it's le-eaving season Cmaj7 Am7 You're second o-on the bill Dm7 G7 If you won't le-eave me baby E7 F (ring) I'll find someone who will F G Cmaj7 (strum pattern: D,u,D) I tried love F (ring) I'm sorry F G Cmaj7 (strum pattern: D,u,D,D,u,D,u) I tried lo-o-ove (Key change back to D, piano appegio) D Dmaj7 Does God ever get it wrong? D7 Where has Gary Barlow gone? G Why is Christmas Day so long? Gm7 D Asus4 It just goes on and on and on A7 Like you (Key change to Am, Piano chords replace appegio) Dm7 G7 And if it's le-eaving season Cmaj7 G/B Am7 You're the se-e-cond o-on the bill Dm7 G7 If you won't le-eave me baby E7 F I'll find someone who will F G Cmaj7 (strum pattern: D,u,D) I tried lo-o-ove F I'm sorry F G Cmaj7 (strum pattern: D,u,D,D,u,D,u) I tried love CB/F# Key Change to D Em A Dmaj7 G Do do do do do do do do Do do do do do Em A F#7 G Do do do do do do do do Do do do do do G A Dmaj7 (strum pattern: D,u,D) I tried love G I'm sorry G A Dmaj7 I tried lo-o-ove D Dmaj7 Why is there ketchup on my sleeve? D7 D'you think that Adam fancied Eve? G What if Eve could not con-ceive? Gm D And he had to breed with Steve A7 (ring) We'd all be ga-ay NC (Laughs)