Intro G A# G A# G A# D slide up F then C (You can also slide A# instead of F, sounds a bit better in the intro but transition to C is harder) How peculiar Verse 1 G A# G I am all of the above babe A# G Johnny long strokes to the grave A# D F (slide up) C Saving all the stamps and spend it on a kettle G A# G Rub me rub me up right lovely A# G If you lick it, then lick it, battery A# D F (slide up) C good and properly all night if you want Chorus D F C DD I, haven't got a clue what to do with you F C D D I need for you to love me so much F C D/AD/A Jesus what am I going to do with this crush Just get the old fella and wack it up against her tush Bridge GAGA# GADFC Verse 2 How peculiar G A# G A# Bend your long legs against the sofa G A# D F (slide up) C In the Dorchester you can get your all Bran I'm not into hard sports Chorus D F C D D Oh, I haven't got a clue what to do with you F C D D Jesus all the things my head is going through F C DD/A God what am I going to do with this crush Just wack the old man out and get it up against your tush Verse 3 How peculiar G A# G Jesus what am I to do man A# G I am a depressed man A# D F C Not sure what I'm doing all of the day