INTRO ACGAm VERSE Am C G Am Good evening chidren of cultural abandon Am C G E You searched for a saviour, well here I am Am C G Am And all the best ones are dying off so quickly Am C E Am While I'm still here, enjoy me while you can CHORUS Am Am/G Welcome to the Heavy Entertainment Show Am/F Am/E The charisma's non-negotiable Am Am/G Welcome to the Heavy Entertainment Show Am/F Am/E I'm about to strip and you're my pole C We are so glorious G A Why not leave your job and come on tour with us F Before I drop dead and die VERSE Am C G Am Good evening lovers of quality entertainment Am C G E Good evening to the others that don't know it Am C G Am Even you will leave here with a T-shirt and a programme Am C E Got a house in L.A., I'm still paying for it CHORUS Am Am/G Welcome to the Heavy Entertainment Show Am/F Am/E It's just the tip but no one will know Am Am/G Welcome to the Heavy Entertainment Show Am/F Am/E All the girls (Robbie!), all the boys go (No!) C You are magnificent G A Maybe come on stage and be a part of it F I said maybe, baby, baby oh BRIDGE F F/Bb C D# Come leave the life you're living F F/Bb C D Show me the light you're giving G C F D I'll give it all, then a little bit more, Oh-ohh.. CHORUS Am Am/GAm/F Am/E He would sell his children Am Am/Am/F Am/E For a hit in Belgium C G God knows what he's done A E For a numer one Am Am/G Welcome to the Heavy Entertainment Show Am/F Am/E Where the more you see the less you know Am Am/G Welcome to the Heavy Entertainment Show Am/F Am/E Where Eminem meets Barry Manilow C I am notorious G A For making all the crowd sing the chorious F I just made up that word BRIDGE F F/Bb C D# Come love the life I'm living F F/Bb C D Bathe in the light I'm giving G C F D He'll give it all and a little bit more CHORUS Am Am/G Welcome to the Heavy Entertainment Show Am/F Am/E I'm a volcano that's about to blow Am Am/G Welcome to the Heavy Entertainment Show Am/F C E Am This is how I'd like to say: Hello!.. OUTRO Am Am/G Am/F Am/E 2x E