Press Pound written by Rick Moranis 3/2/06 CAPO I A D A This is hard for me to do, but I can't seem to stop myself E D I know you said that we were through, and here I am, I'm callin' you A D-A D A Please try to understand I see myself as your lovin' man E D E Whatever you think it is I lack, let's talk about it, call me back CHORUS: D A E Press 1 if you want me, press 2 if you don't D A E Press 3 if you'll forgive me, press 4 if you won't D A E Press 5 if you doubt me, press 6 if you trust A D-A Press pound if you love me, or hang up if you must A D-A D A I have an unlimited plan I forward my calls everywhere E D E I check my voicemail from the car or at the pay phone in the bar A D A I'm wearin' a beeper all the time, I carry portable fax E D E Instant message me on the train, I get my e-mails from the plane CHORUS: D A E Press 1 if you're remarried, press 2 if you're gay D A E Press 3 if you're dating that prick from L.A. D A E Press 5 if you're screaming, press 6 if you're dead A D-A Press pound if you love me, or hang up instead SOLO A D A I'm outside your house now, there's not even one light on E D E Has there been a blackout, I don't know, is that a police car, I should go CHORUS: D A E Press 1 to press charges, press 2 to feel my pain D A E Press 3 to place an order, press 4 to restrain D A E Press 5 for visiting hours, press 6 for a day pass D A Press pound if you love me, you sure look good through the glass