Mean Old Man written by Rick Moranis 3/9/06 INTRO: D A D I ain't from nowhere near Kentucky A D No right to sing them southern blues A D I'm from Toronty snowy city EAGDA/ A D Don't get no high from Blue Ridge Mountains A D I don't get no buzz from Bowlin' Green A D After a long day on the golf course E7 A A/ I like to take a little steam CHORUS: A D That mean old man who gives the plaitzas A D Hot foamy eucalyptus leaves A D He hits so hard my skin is burning E7 A A/ Well you should see the welts he leaves D That mean old man N/C D That mean old man A D They wanna play a little poker A D Promise me I won't lose my shirt A D Well every mensch, a Cuban smoker E7 A A I can't sit down my butt still hurts D That mean old man CHORUS A D That mean old man, he's here on Sundays A D And that's when all the regulars show A D Turn up the heat, these are the fun days E7 A A Hey it's my turn, I gotta go D That mean old man CHORUS N/C D A/ That mean man