Give Me the News written by Rick Moranis 2/24/06 INTRO: A A Well it seems a little cool to me, I prefer the warm D This chilly air I feel is way below the norm E And my tears are rainin' down, clouding my views Bm E That's the weather, c'mon give me the news A Our interstate won't change until D Both directions stop standin' still E Fork in the road ahead, it's time to choose Bm E A That's the traffic, c'mon give me the news BRIDGE: D A If it's a long leash, well then pull it in D E7 Just don't scare me with no bulletin A No one can win the way we play D For every game at home there's one away E We're into overtime, someone might lose Bm E A That's the sports, c'mon give me the news BRIDGE A Is this bond broken, is my stock down D There's speculation all over town E Maybe it's rumor, another ruse Bm E A I gave ya the business, c'mon give me the news SOLO BRIDGE A I need an anchor, I need a host D Signals that reach me from coast to coast E I'm unremote don't leave me confused Bm What's your retort Bm The long and short Bm E C'mon report A And give me the news