By Rhett Akins D I brake for brunettes A Blondes in corvettes G A Redheads I stop on a dime D A Now the way I drive it's a wonder that I G A Ever get anywhere on time D A So don't tailgate my pickup truck G A Or you just might wind up in a wreck D A Now they aint't made the sticker for my bumper just yet but D I brake for brunettes D A I let firestone put me some new tires on G A Just a few week ago D A But man I swear that wear and tear G A Is already starting to show D A Well I oughta just whistle or yell G A But man I can't help myself Repeat chorus: D A You'll see my big skid marks by the wave pool park G A And Judy's beauty salon D A Lord I tore up the street in front of betty's boutique G A Where they come out with mini skirts on D A Well I know I'm gonna wear out my tread G A Down by Tina's tanning bed repeat chorus: