G D ANOTHER TAPE FROM BIN LADEN TO THE AL JAZEER C D SAID "THE FUTURE LOOKS DIM AND THE END IS NEAR" G D WE GOT FIRES AND FLOODS AND HURRICANES C D ITS ENOUGH TO DRIVE A CRAZY MAN INSANE G D I DONT ASK FOR MUCH YOU KNOW IM EASY TO PLEASE C D THERES JUST TWO THINGS THAT SATISFY ME G D FAT GIRLS AND WEED, THATS ALL I NEED Am WELL WE BOTH GOT THE MUNCHIES C D THE BUFFET SOUNDS SO SWEET G FAT GIRLS AND WEED (FAT GIRLS AND WEED) D THATS ALL I NEED (WITH PLUS SIZE JEANS) Am C WELL YOU PICK ONE UP YOU KNOW THEY BOTH D G D MAKE YOU WEAK AT THE KNEES, FAT GIRLS AND WEED G D I HAD TO TAKE OUT A LOAN JUST TO FILL UP MY TANK C D GOT ANOTHER LATE NOTICE FROM THE GUY AT THE BANK G D SOMETIMES I WALK AWAY JUST TO CLEAR MY HEAD C D BUT MY MIND KEEPS DRIFTIN BACK INSTEAD Am C TO A HEAVY DUTY HAMMOCK DOWN IN AMSTERDAM C D AND A BIG FOGGY SHADOW BELOW IN THE SAND G D FAT GIRLS AND WEED, THATS ALL I NEED Am WELL WE BOTH GOT THE MUNCHIES C D A CORN DOG SOUNDS GOOD TO ME G FAT GIRLS AND WEED (FAT GIRLS AND WEED) D THATS ALL I NEED (BIGGIE SIZE FOR ME) Am C WELL YOU PICK ONE UP YOU KNOW THEY BOTH D G D MAKE YOU WEAK AT THE KNEES, FAT GIRLS AND WEED G D WELL SINCE MARY JANE MET JENNY CRAIG C D SHES GOT MORE TO LOVE SHE NEVER MAKES ME BEG G D TAKE A SACK OF FLOUR AND A HIT OFF MY BONG C D SHE LOOKS REALLY GOOD IN THAT DISAPPEARING THONG Am C IF I CANT DRINK HER PRETTY IM GONNA SMOKE HER THIN C D SHES MY CORN FED BABY WITH A DOUBLE CHIN G D FAT GIRLS AND WEED, THATS ALL I NEED Am WELL WE BOTH GOT THE MUNCHIES C D THE BUFFET SOUNDS SO SWEET G FAT GIRLS AND WEED (FAT GIRLS AND WEED) D THATS ALL I NEED (B***H ATE MY SEEDS) Am C WELL YOU PICK ONE UP YOU KNOW THEY BOTH D G D MAKE YOU WEAK AT THE KNEES, FAT GIRLS AND WEED