VERSE 1: B A# ok so, who doesn?t own a cell phone G#m E F# who brought back their permission slips B A# because I know, nobody wants to stay home G#m E F# while the rest of us go out and make a day of it PRE-CHORUS: (G--9-8-4-6-3) (D--x-x-x-x-x) (A--7-6-2-4-1) E F# G#m B G#m cuz theme parks are so much more fun when the sun's outside EF# nanananana (G--9-8-4-6) (D--x-x-x-x) (A--7-6-2-4) E F# G#m B G#m E F# And I lost my phone to the lake beneath the batman ride nananana (break) CHORUS: B E F# BF# i started something and i don't wanna begin it B E F# BF# they lookin for trouble but with me it won't be found B E F# B F# and i regret that i'm completely outta daytime minutes G#m (Greak) E F# B so i guess i'll have to wait a lot til 8:00 comes around VERSE 2: B A# ok, so, who doesn't own a cell phone G#m E F# well i don't need to ask my friends B A# because i know mine was fastened to my jawbone G#m E F# thanks to all those nights and weekends PRE-CHORUS CHORUS BRIDGE: B E F# when it comes to relationships (i'm the dumbest one) B E and i don't mean just with girls F# (i mean with everyone) B E F# your illustrations always point out just what's wrong with me G#m F# E F# it's chap stick and chapped lips and things like chemistry B E F# it's chap stick and chapped lips and things like B E F# it's chap stick and chapped lips and things like B E F# it's chap stick and chapped lips and things like G#m E# chemistry Guitar 1: E B A# B F# (x4) Guitar 2: C -12-11-9-11-9-7-4-7-9-11-7 (play 2x over guitar 1, then all through the ending) E B A# B F# can i relate to you the way you relate to me E B A# B F# can you help me out with my chemistry E B A# B F# i dont' want to be perceived the way i am E B A# B i just want to be perceived the way i am