Drunken Poet's Dream as performed by Ray Wylie Hubbard Stadard Tuning Intro GCGGCGdd9 G Cadd9 G I Got a woman wild as Rome G Cadd9 G She likes being naked and gazed upon D Cadd9 She crosses a bridge, she sets it on fire G Cadd9 G Lands like a bird on a telephone wire Chorus D I'm gonna holler and I'm gonna scream Cadd9 I'm gonna get me some Mescaline D And then I'm gonna rhyme that with gasoline Cadd9 Gadd9 It's a drunken poet's dream There's some money on the table and a pistol on the floor A few paperback books by Louis L'Amour Whiskey bottles are scattered like last nights clothes With cigarettes, papers, and Oreos My harmonica has got a busted reed My lips are chapped and about to bleed She says that's nothing, when she was a kid She danced with the dead at the Pyramids Chorus + harmonica break Now I'll never pay back my student loan Smelling like 'shine or cheap cologne She tells me not to worry 'bout Judgement day She says dying to get in heaven just aint our way Chorus (slower) I got a woman wild as Rome (and fade) She likes being naked and gazed upon