(Intro) C E F G x2 C E F G No one needs to tell me how to get (get get) down C E F G But won't somebody show me how to get back up? C E F G I thought about killing my landlord, but he was pretty nice C E F G Instead I paid my rent on time as often as I could F G I've been making strange friends in the desert, yeah E F They love Jesus, and America, too F G It ain't as bad as it sounds, someday I'll explain it to you C E F G x2 C E F G It's not that I mind sleeping all alone in the grass C E F G It's just that I've been dreaming since ... well, maybe I ain't woke up yet C E F G But nothing's been quite the same since you shot yourself C E F G I don't know if you believed in ghosts, but I hope you'd haunt me if you were one F G I've been trying not to steal from everybody I know E F But so far that's impossible F G C (pause) But here in the desert, someday I hope that it won't C E F G C (pause) Be that way for me, no it won't C E F C Be that way for me, anymore C E F G x2 CGFC