A Asus4 Dmaj9/F# Her green plastic watering can E6 Dsus2 For her fake chinese rubberplant A Dsus2 In fake plastic earth A AsuDmaj9/F# That she bought from a rubberman E6 Dsus2 In a town full of rubber plans A Dsus2 To get rid of itself Bm11 It wears her out A It wears her out It wears her out It wears her out She lives with a broken man A cracked polysterene man Who just crumbles and burns He used to do surgery For girls in the eighties But gravity always wins and It wears him out (4x) She looks like the real thing She tastes like the real thing My fake plastic love But I can't help the feeling I could blow through the ceiling If I just turn and run It wears me out (4x) Bm11 If I could be who you wanted A If I could be who you wanted E6 Bm11 All the time A E6 |Bm11|Bm11| A |A,E6|Bm11|Bm11| A | All the time, ah ah ah Strumming pattern = 1234 e--------0--0-0-----0--0-0------------------------------------------------------------------ B--------2--2-2-----2--2-2------------------------------------------------------------------ G----2---2--2-2-2---2--2-2------------------------------------------------------------------ D----2---2--2-2-2---2--2-2---ETC.----------------------------------------------------------- A----0---| | |-0---| | |------------------------------------------------------------------ E----|---| |_|-|---| |_|------------------------------------------------------------------ |__|_| |__|_| The dreamy type guitar over the 3rd verse = e------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- B----------------------2-3-2---------------------------------------------------------------- G--2--------------------------2---6---6-6-6-6-6--6------6----6---6----7---9----11-11-11-11-9 D--2---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- A--0---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- E------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- She looks like the real thing She tastes like the real thing My e------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- B--------------------------------------------9-9h10-12-------------------------------------- G-2-2-2-4-4-6-6-6-6-6-6-6-7-----9--9-9-11-11-----------2------------------------------------ D------------------------------------------------------2------------------------------------ A------------------------------------------------------0------------------------------------ E------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- plas tic love. etc. CHORD LIST = ADEDBm11# e-0---0---------0---0------0--- B-2---2---------2---3------3--- G-2---2---------1---2------2--- D-2---0---------2---0------0--- A-0---x---------2---x------2--- E-x---2---------0---x------x--- n.b. the Bm11 is a top radiohead type chord - in a lot of their songs. As is a Gmaj7/B i.e. x20032 - (spelled E->e), they v. sound similar.