Gb Ohhhh Ab Yeaaaaah Db School is really boring Db Can't wait for the bell to ring Gb Ab ??Cause tonight I'm hanging with all of my friends! Db Gonna party through the night- Db Karaoke, pillow fights Gb The music's loud, the lights are bright Ab It never ends Gb Ab I have so many friends! Db Gb Ab Cause I steal pets from the popular people and then dress the pets up like the popular people Db Gb Ab I steal pets from the popular people and hide them all in a shed Db Gb Ab Yeah! I steal pets from the popular people and then dress the pets up like the popular people Db I steal pets from the popular people Db And lock them in my shed G-A Db At school, life can be such a drag Db Whitney Jones called me a f** Gb Ab But her cat ate salmon out of my hand! Db I smiled at Michael in the halls Db Then he spread rumors I have b**** Gb Ab But I taught his dog to hug on command! G I have so many friends! A Right, dog?! Db Gb Ab Cause I steal pets from the popular people and then dress the pets up like the popular people Db Gb Ab I steal pets from the popular people and hide them all in a shed Db Gb Ab Yeah! I steal pets from the popular people and then dress the pets up like the popular people Db I steal pets from the popular people Db And paint their nails red- take it Cuddles! (no chords) Bark bark bark bark bark yeah! Bark bark bark bark bark yeah! Bark bark bark bark bark yeah! Rawrrrrrrr Bbm Db It's the seventh grade dance in the shed tonight Ab Db And I'm the life of it all Gb Db Cats and dogs all groovin' with me Gb We're havin' such a ball Bbm Db Ab Db I start slow dancing with Greg Mendelsson's terrier mix Gb Db He's wearing a suit and he has Greg's eyes Ab Suddenly Ab We kiss! Db Gb Ab Cause I steal pets from the popular people and then dress the pets up like the popular people Db Gb Ab I steal pets from the popular people and hide them all in a shed Db Gb Ab Yeah! I steal pets from the popular people and then dress the pets up like the popular people Db I steal pets from the popular people (no chord) My parents both are dead Boo! Db I steal pets from the popular people Gb Ab (Pets aren't yours, pets are mine) Db Then dress them up like the popular people Gb Ab (Pets aren't yours, pets are mine) Db Yeah I steal pets from the popular people Gb Ab (Pets aren't yours, pets are mine) Db And dress them up like the popular people (no chords) All of them are mine! Db Gb Ab I steal pets, I steal pets, lock them in my shed Db Gb Ab Db Gb Ab Db I steal peeeeeeeeeeetttttss Db Lock them in my shed