# # #----------------------------------PLEASE NOTE---------------------------------# ##This file is the author's own work and represents their interpretation of the # ##song. You may only use this file for private study, scholarship, or research. # # #------------------------------------------------------------------------------## # # ## For the latest collection of R.E.M. chords & tab, go to ## http://www.uark.edu/~cbray/rem/ # ## If you have any corrections or additions to this file, please email them ## to cbray@comp.uark.edu # # #KING OF COMEDY # #Chords by: Bryan Killingsworth (akilling@pen.k12.va.us) # # D Make your money with a suit and tie A Make your money with a shrewd denial C G Make your money expert advice, G A (before chorus hold 1st A on this line) If you can wing it D Make your money with a power ply A Make your money with a buyout bribe C GG A Make it lie as long as you mean it Chorus: Gm C G I'm not King of Comedy Gm C G Grease the pig, give a squeeze (squeeze me) D Make your money with exploitation A Make it holy illumination C G Say a prayer at every station G A Don't forget to ask for mercy D Make your money with a pretty face A Make it easy with product placement C G Make it charged with controversy G A I'm straight, I'm queer, I'm bi Gm C G I'm not king of comedy, Gm C G I'm not your magazine, Gm C G I'm not your television G5 Slide (8x) D Make your money, make it rich A make it young and make it quick C G Make your money on the jukebox, baby, G A it's pick up sticks D Make your enemies make your moves A Make your critics fumble through C G Make it smart and make it schmooze G A Make it look easy Gm C G I'm not king of comedy, Gm C G I'm not your magazine, Gm C G I'm not your television Gm C G I'm not your movie screen Gm C G I'm not commodity (all together now) Gm C G I'm not commodity Gm C G I'm not commodity Gm C G I'm not commodity Gm C G I'm not commodity