Chords by: Bryan Killingsworth (akilling@pen.k12.va.us) Corrections by: Jan Chalupa (honza@abrcp.abrcp.cz) (Note: amp tremolo used on all verses, off on chorus and bridge) Intro: A (with feedback, etc) A G D (x 2 with delay) A G D I know you. A G D I know you've seen her. A G D She's a sad tomato A G D She's three miles of bad road A G D Walking down the street A G D Will I never meet her? A G D She's a real woman child A G D Oh my kiss breath turpentine B E D G A I am smitten E D G I'm the real thing (I'm the real thing). E D G A Have you seen her come around? G My crush with eyeliner. A G D I'm in like. A G D I'm in-fatuated A G D It's all too much - the pressure A G D She's all that I can take. A G D What position should I wear A G D and cop an attitude? (you faker) A G D How can I convince her? (faker) A G D That I'm invented, too? yeah. B E D G A I am smitten E D G I'm the real thing (I'm the real thing) E D G A G We all invent ourselves, and (uh,you know me) BRIDGE: B,A (2x) D,high E,G (Solo over bridge): e-------12---------------- B-----------9--7-7bhr--5----- (2x) then G--9bh---------------------7--5- D--9bh---------------------- e-------10--10--11--------12--12--12--- B---------10--10------------12--12---- G G---sl/11---11--11---sl/13----13--13-- D-------------------------------------- A G D Yeah, she's a sad tomato A G D She's three miles of bad road A G D She's her own invention (She's her own invention) A G D That gets me in the throat A G D What can I make myself be? A G D And Life is strange, yeah life is strange A G D What can I make myself be (Faker) A G D To make her mine? B E D G A I am smitten E D G I'll do anything (I'll do anything) E D G A Oh my kiss breath turpentine, G my crush with eyeliner E D G A I am smitten E D G And you know me (Yeah, you know me) E D G A I could be your Frankenstein G my crush with eyeliner E D G A I am smitten E D G I'm the real thing (I'm the real thing) E D G A Won't you be my valentine? G My crush with eyeliner EDGAEDGEAGAG End on E.