Intro ---------------------------------------------------------| ---------------------------------------------------------| ---------------------------------------------------------| ---------------------------------------------------------| -5-7-9-9-9-9-9--9-9-7-5-0-0-0-9-0-7-0-5-7-0--------------| -3-5-7-7-7-7-7--7-7-5-3-0-0-0-7-0-5-0-3-5-0--------------| B Em Sweet baby Jesus on fire Imma need a damn lawyer and a miracle to pull My ass outta this Devil kept poking the bull, so I shipped her ass to Mozambique E Em Cuz I was over it (Intro Riff) Shoulda dumped my gat into the Verde but what if shes a zombie or a Dracula C I better hang onto this Em G Lordy, with my hand upon the Bible, E C swear I shot the damn Devil, not a b**ch, Em G but the po-po dont give a sh*t E G (Ho- ho- hum-...) E Em Lordy, wont you E G show a little mercy E G Ive been on the straight and narrow since E Em E the judge had my warden done Parole me B Em Red poison, devil kept pokin so I shipped her ass to Mozambique C Cuz I was over it (Intro Riff) A Goddamn judge found me guilty of public intoxication, public urination and Parole violation G F But the CSI couldnt find the body to corroborate my bullsh*t story. G Sweet Jesus don't let the judge release me. F What if shes a zombie or a Em Dracula And tries to f**kin eat me? Devil walked away from a bangin trip to Mozambique Help me outta this E Help me outta this