Intro: F#m D A D A F#m F#m x2 F#m D A I'm gonna get me a rubber girl D A F#m F#m I'm gonna take her everywhere F#m D A She's gonna give me a whole lot of love D A F#mF#m In exchange for a little air E D I'll never have to show her out E D F#m All I gotta do is blow her love Break: D A D A F#m F#m F#m D A I'm gonna get me a rubber girl D A F#m F#m When I find one my size F#m D A She'll have ruby lips and Rubens' hips D A F#m F#m Discretely vulcanized D A F#m F#m Discretely vulcanized E D At the first sign of any aggravation E D F#m I'll have the power of immediate deflation Break: D A D A F#m F#m Bridge: Bm A Now it might seem debatable Bm A That someone who's inflatable Bm A Could ever be compatible F#mF#m But you see ? Bm A It's not so incredible Bm A That someone who's inedible Bm A Could be perfectly acceptable F#m To me Break: D A D A F#m F#m F#m D A I'm gonna get me a rubber girl D A F#m F#m I'm gonna rub her all night long F#m D A With my rubber girl beside me D A F#m F#m I know I can be strong D A F#m F#m I know I can be strong E D People say it won't be easy E D F#m But she'll bend over backwards, just to please me Solo DADAFF#m FDADAFF#m EDEDFF#m EDEDFF#m DADAFF#m Repeat Bridge Break: D A D A F#m F#m F#m D A I'm gonna get me a rubber girl D A F#m F#m I'm gonna take her everywhere F#m D A She's gonna give me a whole lot of love D A F#m F#m In exchange for a little air (repeat last line to fade)