Intro CCFCGG7 CCFCCGC Porter C F C An acre of diamonds I'd offer to you G G7 A solid gold mansion an airplane or two Dolly C F C This whole world would be yours to have and to hold G C If teardrops were pennies and heartaches were gold Chorus C C7 F C If teardrops were penn- -ies and heartaches were gold G G7 I'd have all the riches my pockets would hold C C7 F C I'd be, oh, so wealt- -hy with treasures un- told C G C * If teardrops were pennies and heartaches were gold Instrumental CCFCGG7 CCFCCGC Carl C F C The tears that have fallen won't buy you a thing G G7 The heartache you caused me won't pay for a ring Dolly C F C The love that I wanted would not have grown cold G C If teardrops were pennies and heartaches were gold Chorus C C7 F C If teardrops were penn- -ies and heartaches were gold G G7 I'd have all the riches my pockets would hold C C7 F C I'd be, oh, so wealt- -hy with treasures un- told C G C * If teardrops were pennies and heartaches were gold Outro Carl C But teardrops aren?t pennies Dolly G C And heartaches aren?t gold