Intro E-F#-G#m-A C#m B I nearly died I suicided softly C#m I saw her shadow through the cafe window G#m F# E I watched you lean across the table G#m F# E F# I watched you whisper in her ear Chorus B G#m F# And she is your holy Mary E C#m And I am so ordinary D#m E And you can use me if you want to C#m F# I know you need me just like an old soft shoe C#m B She looks like me but a bit prettier C#m She's a skater and a ballet dancer G#m F# E I saw her on your motorcycle G#m F# E F# In the seat I thought was meant for me Chorus B G#m F# And she is your holy Mary E C#m And I am so ordinary D#m E And you can use me if you want to C#m F# I know you need me just like an old soft shoe B G#m F# E And I am so or?dinary C#m B And when your mother came to Boston you disappeared C#m And then I saw you three together G#m F# E I guess she makes the best impression G#m F# E F# With her charming femininity Chorus B G#m F# And she is your holy Mary E C#m And I am so ordinary D#m E And you can use me if you want to C#m F# I know you need me just like an old soft shoe B G#m F# E And I am so or?dinary B G#m F# And I am so ordinary Bridge E F# G#m F# Oh but I am the one you will call when alone E F# G#m A And I am the one who will give when she's gone G#m-F#-E And so I give E-C#m So I give C#m B I tell myself that love is truly giving C#m Somehow I justify this G#m F# E Hoping you will understand me G#m F# E F# Hoping you will love me back Last Chorus B G#m F# And she is your holy Mary E B And I am so ordinary G#m F# And she is your Queen Cleopatra E B And I'm just your morning after G#m F# And she is your Star Spangled Banner E And I am just Frere Jacques? E C#m And you can lose me if you?want to Coda B G#m F# E And I am so or?dinary