Burn Down The Trailer Park By Paul Thorn Written by Paul Thorn/Billy Maddox/Pat McDonald 4/29/2012 Capo 2 CD I borrowed some money, I sold my car C D I put an Airstream trailer up on blocks C That satellite dish was my first mistake D She started watchin' Oprah Winfrey and Rikki Lake CD She cut me down to once a week CD At suppertime there wasn't nothing to eat C I was paranoid and scared to death D She came home with Aqua Velva on her breath Chorus: G Burn down the trailer park C G Shoot the pink flamingos out in the yard G C I can't live here since you broke my heart G D G I'm gonna burn down the trailer park She hired the neighbor's son to cut our grass She gave him cold iced tea and a piece of pie My landlord came while I was out of town Our pipes got fixed and the rent went down I fell asleep with the Late Show on Now it's 3 a. m., I wake up and she's gone I've got a strong suspicion she's at it again But since I don't know which trailer she's in Chorus Burn it down. Bridge: CD Jenny Jones don't understand CD Geraldo don't understand CD Maury Povich sure don't understand D I got a can of gas and I'm a dangerous man Chorus Chorus Burn down the trailer park Burn it down