A D Hey dude, we get it, you're cooler than us E F#m You drove your father's El Camino while we all took the bus A D There was a time, there was a place when you meant something to me E F#m But time has shown and now I know that we were wrong and you will always be A A prick D A fake, your parents' greatest mistake E F#m You're the height of all douche-baggery, it's too much to take A D But damn you look so cool in steel-point shoes E F#m And when you've got so much ed hardy it must be hard for you to choose D E A F#m Cause you're your own biggest fan and the only one you've got D E A F#m Nobody think it's cool when you peel out in the parking lot D E A F#m Of your high school where you graduated six years ago D E (hold) Hey dude, hey bro, you will always be a douchebag A D (douche, douche, douche, douche, douchebag) You will always be a douchebag E F#m (douche, douche, douche, douche, douchebag) You will always be a douchebag A D (douche, douche, douche, douche, douchebag) You will always be a douchebag E F#m (douche, douche, douche, douche, douchebag) A D Hey bro, we get it, your style is sick E F#m I know cause you went shirtless in your profile pic A D You took it off while at a party to show your tattoos E F#m At the beer pong table where you never lose D E A F#m Cause you're your own biggest fan and the only one you've got D E A F#m Nobody think it's cool when you peel out in the parking lot D E A F#m Of your high school where you graduated six years ago D E (hold) Hey dude, hey bro, you will always be a douchebag A D (douche, douche, douche, douche, douchebag) You will always be a douchebag E F#m (douche, douche, douche, douche, douchebag) You will always be a douchebag A D (douche, douche, douche, douche, douchebag) You will always be a douchebag E F#m (douche, douche, douche, douche, douchebag) A F#m There's a nine in ten chance you've got a tribal tattoo D E Girl says damn that boy can dance, now he's a rival to you A F#m Hit the beach but never swim wearing jeans in the gym D E In to every club you go it's fourloko, fourloko A F#m Take a protein shake with a jager bomb shot D E Tell your best friend Blake you think his mother is hot (his mother is hot) A F#m Drinking Jose all day party in here Dm You drink mad beers D E A F#m Every night I pray to God that you never reproduce D E A F#m The last thing that we need on this earth is someone like you D E A F#m It's not high school, man, you graduated six years ago D E (hold) Hey dude, hey bro, you will always be a douchebag A D (douche, douche, douche, douche, douchebag) You will always be a douchebag E F#m (douche, douche, douche, douche, douchebag) You will always be a douchebag A D (douche, douche, douche, douche, douchebag) You will always be a douchebag E F#m (douche, douche, douche, douche, douchebag) A Dude! (Dude!) F#m D I'm not your bro (I'm not your bro) A Dude! (Dude!) F#m D I'm not your bro-o-o-o A Dude! (Dude!) F#m D I'm not your bro (I'm not your bro) A Dude! (Dude!) F#m D Dm I'm not your bro-o-o-o end on A