Chokin' the Gopher Tabbed by Paxson Helgesen (a.k.a Halo2rockstar14) intro CFC C I've been swimming in a pool of goldfish F G C Pretending they're piranha F Sleeping with a girl named Katie G F Pretending her name is Donna G F Would you like to know what I'm doing G F In my shack out in the woods I can't tell you, but it's something feels so G good C C/G I'm choking the gopher, F C C/G I'm slamming the ham F C I'm pounding the rocket, F C flogging the dolphin G Oh yes I am! C C/G I'm choking the gopher, F C C/G chalking the cue F C I'm spanking the monkey F C And I'm thinking 'bout you same thing for second verse between that and female part CFGG C C/G I'm juicing the mango, F C C/G I'm flipping the switch, F C I'm orbiting Venus F C and I don't need a *enis G To be one sexed up *itch! C C/G I'm gilding the lily, F C C/G I'm taming the shrew, F C C/G I'm saucing the taco F C And I'm not thinking 'bout you! CFC C/G I'm smacking the cracker, F CC/G I'm attacking Peru F C C/G I'm choking the gopher F C And I'm thinking 'bout you F C C/G I'm choking the gopher F C And I'm thinking 'bout you