Intro: Dm - F - Bb - A -(4x); Verse I Dm You can beat me up F Call me names Bb A Still my ???? go insane Dm F I don't care if you rearrange my face Bb A I don't mind Dm F You can burn my toys and the books i read Bb A Still it won't matter to me Dm Coz I'm one big gump F I will swallow it up Bb A And smile, oh yeah Chorus: Bb-C Dm C Bb Because I'm the incredible absorbing man Bb-C Dm C Bb And I'm gonna do the best I can Bb A 'Til you find me understand Verse II (Do verse I chord pattern) I'm calm, i'm serene Not a word is getting through to me when you scream I'm a sponge, i soak it up All the crack you put me through Won't make me give up (Repeat Chorus repeating first 2 lines first) Bass slaping Adlib: Bb-C-Dm*C*Bb-(2x); (Do adlib chord pattern) I will never falter I will never quit You'll never find another ?????? (Repeat 4x) (Repeat Chorus)