Homo Christmas ?? Pansy Division Intro: G C Am D (x4) (verse 1) G You'll probably get sweaters Am C D Underwear and socks G C But what you'd really like for Christmas Am C D Is a nice hard cock G C You deserve a cute boy Am C D Who's horny and queer G C Am D To make the most out of Christmas cheer (chorus) G C Am D I wanna be your Christmas present G C Am D I wanna be your Christmas queer G C Am D I wanna be your Cristmas present C D G Have a homo Christmas this year (verse 2, same chords as verse 1) Don't be miserable Like Morrissey Let me do you Underneath the Christmas tree We'll push the packages Out of the way And after you've unwrapped me Naked on the floor we'll play (chorus) (verse 3, same chords) Your family Won't give you encouragement But let me give you Sexual nourishment Licking nipples Licking nuts Putting candy canes Up each other's butts (chorus x2, end on G)