CFC
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(I only know a little on how to transpose piano tab into guitar tab...)
1st verse:
GFCG
I brush my teeth, and look in the mirror
FCG
And laugh out loud as I'm beaming from ear to ear
FCG
I'd rather pick flowers instead of fights
FCG
And rather than flaunt my style
FCG
I'd flash you a smile of clean pearly whites
Chorus:
ACAF
I've been to the dentist a thousand times so I know the drill
ADCG
I smooth my hair said back in the chair but somehow I still need to chill
Verse 2:
FCG
Have a seat
FCG
He says pleasantly
FCG
As he shakes my hand
FCG
And practically laughs at me
FCG
Open up nice and wide
FCG
And with a smirk he says,
FCG
"Don't have a fit, this'll just pinch a bit"
FCG
As he tries not to grin
ACAF
When hygienists leave on long vacations
ADCG
That's when dentists scream and lose their patience
(Play chords like in Intro)
GCFC
Talking only brings the toothaches on
Because I say the stupidest things
So if my resolve goes south
I'll swallow my pride with an aspirin
And shut my mouth
GCFC
Golf and alcohol don't mix
And that's why I don't drink and drive
Because, good grief, I'd knock out my teeth
And hafta kiss my smile goodbye
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