Chords: DFGBCAm x- 1- 3- x- x- x- x- 3- 2- 1- 3- 0- 0- 3- 0- 3- 2- 2- 2- 2- 0- 3- 0- 2- 3- 1- 0- 3- 1- 1- 1- 1- 3- 1- 0- 0- Intro: Dm F G Cb OOOOOOHHHHHHHH Yeah! F Is that my Concorde on a launcher? Am C F Looks good! Ah-ah-ah-ah-ah! Intro Part 2: Dm Cb One, two, three four! Ooh ooh ooh ooh ah Dm Cb One, two, three four! Ooh ooh ooh ooh ah Dm Cb One, two, three four! Ooh ooh ooh ooh ah Dm Cb One, two, three four! Ooh ooh ooh ooh ah Verse #1: Dm G Bb C Dm He's just a sl*tty little flirt, and sister, he's only going to hurt you G Watch yourself Bb C Dm G Bb C Ladies, I�m screaming out to you from the depths of this phallocentric Dm tyranny Dm G My self-concept is awaiting your invasion Bb C Dm GBb Clumsy penetration punishment, oh yeah! C Dm G Bb C Dm When the hope of another wet nightmare is all we have to live for Chorus #1: Dm F G Bb C F Can't help it if its true, don't want to be your man, just want to play with you Am C F Play with you, play with you, play with you, play with you Dm F G Bb C F I can't help it if its true, don't want to be your man, just want to play with you Am C F Play with you, play with you, play with you, play with you Verse #2: Dm G Bb C Dm G He predicted the 8-bit empire, now he occupies the blur as well BC Dm G Bb C Dm When asking why their kisses are sorrowful, remember the howl of our first verse (Intro Part 2 again) And again (shrieks) Ninjas \ Prove it ------ no guitar during this part! Right / Chorus #2: (you know what to do) I can't help it if its true, don't want to be your man, play, play, play, play with you I can't help it if its true, don't want to be your man, just want to play with you (repeats)