Intro C6 G5/F# C6 G5/F# C6 G5/F# C6 G5/F# x3 Verse 1 C F C F C F It hurts when you have to press that dull little thing C F C F C That you're only supposed to use once and then discard F C F C F C F Where do you put it? In the garbage can, my honest friend C F C My shyness, pet her flow Chorus 1 C F C F C F C F C She's only been five months late, even though we haven't had sex for a week F C F C A meal a day, a meal, I say F C And my heart's made my... Bridge 1 CGCGCGCG5/F# CF C F C F C F C Somebody else already used the word 'Aurora Borealis' FC F C F C F C F She was tied up in chains, and Sam had helped her in the freezer Chorus 2 C F C F C F C F C Bb She's only five weeks late, but I haven't had a date forever! C BBC BBb C Bb Ever! Ever! Forever Spoken 1 Bb C Wish I had more... More opportunity, F C C More chances to remember some things F C So I couldn't have so much pressure on my E CF C G C GC GC G G On my On my, um Ah, on my Um, Um Head Solo 1 CFCFBCFCGA CFCGBACF CGBACFCG Spoken 2 C F We'd have so much more diversity, C F C F C And so much more input, so much more creative flow, F C F F If we had someone in school, a 'G.I.T' C FCGC F CGC F G.I.T Geeks In Town C G G5/F# Ha! Come on, Dave, think of one! C G Girls in trouble! C F CG C It should be G.I.C, geeks with Charvels F C F No, G.W.C, f**k man this is a waste of time F C FC One more solo? Yeah! Solo 2 C F C F B A C F C F B A x3 C F C F N.C N.C C F C F B A x14 Spoken 3 C F C E C C You're Personally responsible for, C F C F C The entire strip to be washed away F G C C F C G Cleansed as if gallons of, um, rubbing alcohol C C F C F flowed through the strip and were set on fire C F C F It didn't just singe the hair, it made it straight C F C F And then Perry Ellis came along with his broom C F C and his silk F C F F And he, he erected a beautiful city C F A city of stars. Solo 3 C F C F B A C F C F B A x4 CFCFCFCF Outro CGCGCGCG5/F# C6 G5/F# C6 G5/F# C6 G5/F# C N.C N.C