(Intro) AGCD AGCF AGCD FDGE (Verse) Am G A newborn deer runs through a field C D A rainbow shines from heaven Am G C A child's smile lights up the room F As Brian blows a dude Am G A star shoots in from outer space C D A puppy licks its mother F C G A ray of sunlight through the trees E As Brian licks a sack Am G There would be no sadness C D If we were super gay Am G Just unicorns and magic C F If we were super gay Am G We would all be flying C D On a tasteful pink duvet F C But mostly Brian G E (Woah-oh, woah-oh) Mostly Brian's gay Am G C Oh, oh, ohhhh (Brian's gay) D Am Oh oh ohhhh oh oh ohhh oh ohhh G C F Here's a list of things that Brian likes to suck Am G C Dick, dick, dick, dick, dick ,dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, D dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, BALLS! Am G C Dick, dick, dick, dick, dick ,dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, F dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, Balls! One! Two! Balls! Am G Your dick, my dick, your dick, my dick, your dick, my dick, your dick, my dick C D your dick, your dick, your dick, your dick, balls! Am G My balls and dick! Dick, dick, dick, dick ,dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, oh sh*t!